this fucking kid is obssesed with using sex appeal as a weapon he’s not a shota he’s a little sex demon
Actually it`s my favorite gif of Christmas ;D
Why doesn’t it have more notes?
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:
that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you
i was a wimp before tumblr
now i’m a jerk and everybody loves me
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
and a partridge in a pear tree
I love how the people at the desks don’t even acknowledge them like it happens all the time hahaha
when my mom worked at nasa the guys in her office had a supply of office chairs in the hallway specifically for racing, and also rc cars. no one even blinked
My neighbours are on vacation so I get to feed the herd while they’re away
This bag of lettuce was kind enough to compliment me as I went by